The Geekographer
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SPACE ZOMBIES -
I don’t know how or why a zombie outbreak would take place in space, but if it did, rest assured, it’s likely you aren’t an astronaut and would be completely safe and unaware. If, however you did find yourself floating in a space station during the zombie apocalypse, you would have little trouble outsmarting and destroying the zombie hoards who were once your comrades….hello airlock…
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Facebook Zombies
Could you imagine a zombie trolling on Facebook? The very idea is almost as ridiculous as the belief that zombies are real. Taken with a heavy dose of suspended disbelief, one would think that zombies would spend days searching for brains onFacebook, specifically one stupid enough to list its home address.
SLEEPING ZOMBIES -
Perhaps the best lesson when surviving the zombie apocalypse is to let sleeping zombies lie. It’s never a good idea to tempt fate and take advantage of an opportunity to crush the skull of an enemy so vile. Chances are you haven’t had enough training to take them out before they take a chunk out of your arm. Just move on, unless you can drop something heavy on it, like a car or a panda.
